GO AHEAD, BRAIN DEAD.

Television is like garbage. The more you throw out, the better you feel. But if you hang around long enough, it really starts to stink everything up.

Hi!

Merry Christmas to all!!!! I know you might not celebrate Christmas, but, STILL, I say Merry Christmas to ALL. Yes, you, angry atheist, yes, you, oblivious drunkard, yes, you, person who has a non-Christian based religion, and yes, you, Space Alien, yes, you, totally out of it old hippie, AND MOST OFF ALL, GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!*

(*this post has been edited to ensure insane overuse of commas.)